*INTERNAL SCREAMING*

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

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thekatieone:

My sexual preference is revolution.

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vinegod:

This is the most beautiful day by Marlon Webb

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puffinmuffin:

aeon-fux:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird

Moses didn’t tweet the ten commandments either but I’m fairly certain that’s because javascript isn’t supported on stone tablets.

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grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

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sterek-shipper:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

“hey guys, whats going o- JUST KIDDING, QUARTERBACK OUT MOTHERFUCKERS.”

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lalikaa:

The most accurate summary of the midwest I have ever heard tbh

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latterigurgitato:

thatnerdwiththeuke:

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akorrable:

srnokemeth:

every skrillex song at once

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the bass dropped at the same time help

satan’s song

THE BIGGEST DROP I have ever heard

I just snorted

jesus chalupa

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millionfish:

smo-chi:

I had to do a dramatic reading of millionfish's amazing art.

IM YELLING

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susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

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